Personnel file · 2017–2025

Chris

9 seasons, 8 team names, and a career record of 71–51.

3Championships
3Finals
7Playoff trips
14,951.6Career points
Intelligence snapshot

The career beyond the standings

Schedule context, hindsight lineup capture, and transaction style—each with its own denominator.

Actual / all-play
58.2% / 53.6%

Regular-season win rate versus all-play rate

122 games evaluated
Schedule effect
+0.63 wins

Average opponent-draw effect per season

Qualified rank: 4th
Lineup capture
89.2%

Share of hindsight-optimal starter points captured

14.9 points of regret per week · 122 weeks
Roster market
1,088

Add/drop action groups plus completed trade participation

2,523 lineup log entries kept separate
Season fingerprints

How each campaign really behaved

All-play and lineup metrics use regular-season weeks only.

Chris season analytics
YearTeamW–LAll-playLuckPF rankCaptureFinish
2017Dilly Dilly9–452.1%+17.1 pp2nd85.1%4th
2018Ingram Toenails7–645.3%+8.5 pp6th87.6%4th
2019Chubba Gump Shrimp6–765%-18.8 pp2nd91.4%8th
2020Action Jackson7–648.7%+5.1 pp7th93.4%1st
2021King Quon10–469.8%+1.6 pp1st90.9%4th
2022Comeback Season8–637.3%+19.8 pp10th86.6%1st
2023Him9–569%-4.8 pp1st89.7%1st
2024Comeback Season9–549.2%+15.1 pp4th87.9%4th
2025Sonny Weaver Jr6–845.2%-2.4 pp4th89.3%7th
Career ledger

Season by season

Chris season results
YearTeamW–LPFFinishResult
2017Dilly Dilly9–41,427.984thPlayoffs
2018Ingram Toenails7–61,538.34thPlayoffs
2019Chubba Gump Shrimp6–71,669.928th
2020Action Jackson7–61,604.341stChampion
2021King Quon10–41,926.544thPlayoffs
2022Comeback Season8–61,555.121stChampion
2023Him9–51,891.11stChampion
2024Comeback Season9–51,686.54thPlayoffs
2025Sonny Weaver Jr6–81,651.847th
Draft, loyalty & grudges

The behavioral file

Repeat selections, roster favorites, and the opponent who keeps showing up.

Selected 3×

Baltimore Ravens

Selected 2×

David Johnson

Selected 2×

Brandin Cooks

Selected 2×

Ezekiel Elliott

Selected 2×

Davante Adams

Draft DNA

First QB: Round 4.3

28 QB picks · repeat crush: Baltimore Ravens (3×)

Ownership loyalty

Mike Evans

61 observed team-weeks · longest hold: 17 weeks with Christian McCaffrey

Most frequent opponent

Justin

21 games · 12–9 · 4 playoff meetings

Alias archive

Team-name history

Every recorded team name remains attached to the member who used it.

Dilly Dilly

Historical team identity

Ingram Toenails

Historical team identity

Chubba Gump Shrimp

Historical team identity

Action Jackson

Historical team identity

King Quon

Historical team identity

Comeback Season

Historical team identity

Him

Historical team identity

Sonny Weaver Jr

Historical team identity