

3–49th in the standings
Eli Bunyi · Boss since 2017 · Year Ten draft slot 9
Eli
Bad Piggies
- Runner-up 2020
- Commissioner
109
Completed trades, the most in league history
Method
Each completed trade counts once per participating boss; vetoed trades are excluded.
59–63
Regular-season record over nine seasons
Method
From the career records.
18
Losses while scoring at or above the weekly median, the most in league history
Method
A high-scoring loss is a loss at or above that week’s median score across the league.
3–4
Year Ten record
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
Franchise film
Bad Piggies
2017–2025
The Career
59–63
Regular season
14,364.76 points over nine seasons
0
Championships
Runner-up in 2020
7
Playoff trips
Longest run: four straight, 2017 to 2020
188.08
Best week
Week 4, 2020. Against Baylor.
Box score
Drafts and lineups, 2017–2025
The Build
3.25
Quarterbacks on the roster
No. 8 of 14 · League average 3.36
Average quarterbacks on his roster, starters and bench, per regular-season week.
29.2%
Starter points from the two QB slots
No. 9 of 14 · League average 29.8%
Share of his regular-season starter points scored in the two QB slots.
2.56
Quarterbacks per draft
No. 12 of 14 · League average 3.03
Quarterbacks drafted per draft.
53%
Starter points from players he did not draft
No. 3 of 14 · League average 44%
Share of his regular-season starter points from players he did not draft that season.
Ring of Honor
- QB
Joe Burrow2020–2025724.8 - QB
Patrick Mahomes2021–2024322.2 - RB
Saquon Barkley2018–2024379.4 - RB
Bijan Robinson2023–2025319.8 - WR
D.K. Metcalf2020–2023329.1 - WR
Julio Jones2018–2021308.5 - TE
George Kittle2018–2023148.3 - FLEX
Tee Higgins2021–2025252.3 - K
Stephen Gostkowski2017–2019146.0 - DEFNew England Patriots2019–2025244.0
From the archive, through 2025
Signature players

Joe Burrow
913.64 points in his lineup over 48 starts and 67 weeks, the most of any player he has owned

Saquon Barkley
477.70 points in his lineup, 24 starts over two seasons

D.K. Metcalf
444.10 points in his lineup, 34 starts over three seasons

Julio Jones
416.70 points in his lineup, 31 starts; drafted three times

Bijan Robinson
409.00 points in his lineup, a start in every one of his 25 weeks; a first-round pick three years running

Tee Higgins
368.40 points in his lineup, 29 starts; drafted four times, the most of any player he has taken
Chapter 1
Completed trades
109 completed trades, the most in league history, with 19 vetoed and 2,891 logged roster actions, the third-most of any boss.
| Boss | Completed trades | Vetoed |
|---|---|---|
| Eli | 109 | 19 |
| Chris | 93 | 4 |
| Justin | 78 | 9 |
| Russell | 46 | 2 |
| Nolan | 41 | 2 |
| Wills | 39 | 6 |
| Ethan | 31 | 1 |
| Connor | 27 | 4 |
| Mikey | 26 | 1 |
| Carter | 23 | 1 |
109
Completed trades, 2017 to 2025, the most in league history
Method
From the league analytics.
19
Trades vetoed by the league over nine seasons
Method
From the league analytics.
2,891
Logged roster actions, the third-most of any boss
Method
Adds, drops, trades, lineup entries and league-management actions recorded against his teams.
Chapter 2
High-scoring losses
Eighteen losses while scoring at or above that week’s league median, the most in league history, five of them in 2024; the narrowest was by 0.98.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Weekly median |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 Week 12 | Justin | 127.68–128.66 | 116.86 |
| 2024 Week 11 | Cloudy | 143.80–145.36 | 120.83 |
| 2017 Week 2 | Wills | 105.58–107.62 | 104.47 |
| 2017 Week 11 | Wills | 129.24–132.00 | 109.84 |
| 2021 Week 10 | Justin | 134.32–137.22 | 112.29 |
| 2023 Week 14 | Chris | 130.78–136.86 | 118.45 |
| 2024 Week 9 | Russell | 145.14–152.10 | 116.70 |
| 2020 Week 3 | Chris | 127.74–139.10 | 124.84 |
| 2025 Week 12 | Justin | 126.98–143.74 | 118.94 |
| 2017 Week 8 | Baylor | 109.94–127.08 | 99.09 |
The ten narrowest of the eighteen.
18
Losses at or above that week’s league median, the most in league history
Method
A high-scoring loss is a loss at or above the weekly median score.
5
In 2024 alone, the most in any of his seasons
Method
From the league analytics.
0.98
Margin of the narrowest, Week 12 of 2022 against Justin
Method
From the head-to-head records.
Chapter 3
The 2018 and 2020 brackets
The 2018 top seed, with a league-best 1,690.34 points, lost its semifinal to the fifth seed; the 2020 second seed lost the final 110.98–128.80 to Chris.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2018 Week 15 (playoffs) | Carter | 117.70–140.68 | L |
| 2018 Week 16 (playoffs) | Chris | 146.80–82.28 | W |
| 2020 Week 15 (playoffs) | Baylor | 141.36–113.24 | W |
| 2020 Week 16 (playoffs) | Chris | 110.98–128.80 | L |
1,690.34
Regular-season points in 2018, the most in the league that year
Method
From the league analytics.
9–4
The 2018 regular season, the top seed
Method
From the career records.
8–5
The 2020 regular season, the second seed
Method
From the career records.
Runner-up
The 2020 finish, his one final
Method
From the career records.
Chapter 4
The 2023 season
A 1–13 regular season, fourteen straight losses from Week 3 through the Week 17 placement game, and 4.89 expected wins from an all-play record of 44–82.
1–13
Regular season, tenth of ten
Method
From the career records.
44–82
All-play record, every week against all nine opponents
Method
From the league analytics.
4.89
All-play expected wins against one actual win
Method
From the league analytics.
−3.89
Wins below the all-play expectation, the second-lowest of any team-season in the archive
Method
Actual wins minus all-play expected wins, ranked across every team-season since 2017.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2023 Week 7 | Russell | 92.62–117.70 | L |
| 2023 Week 8 | Cloudy | 99.46–129.38 | L |
| 2023 Week 9 | Carter | 110.16–117.30 | L |
| 2023 Week 10 | Justin | 96.38–114.60 | L |
| 2023 Week 11 | Wills | 101.18–110.46 | L |
| 2023 Week 12 | Mikey | 124.58–152.18 | L |
| 2023 Week 13 | Ethan | 94.28–131.02 | L |
| 2023 Week 14 | Chris | 130.78–136.86 | L |
| 2023 Week 16 (playoffs) | Nolan | 70.80–134.08 | L |
| 2023 Week 17 (playoffs) | Wills | 104.56–106.40 | L |
The last ten games of the season.
Chapter 5
Repeat selections
Tee Higgins in four drafts, six more picks taken in three drafts each, with Bijan Robinson in Round 1 three years running.

Joe Burrow
Drafted in Round 4 three times (pick 39 in 2021, pick 39 in 2022, pick 34 in 2023); 913.64 points in his lineup

Bijan Robinson
Round 1 in 2023, 2024 and 2025 (pick 7, pick 5, pick 2); 409.00 points in his lineup

Tee Higgins
Four drafts, 2021 to 2025, Rounds 9, 3, 6 and 5; 368.40 points in his lineup over 29 starts

Julio Jones
Three drafts, Round 2 in 2018 and 2019 and Round 15 in 2022; 416.70 points in his lineup
4
Drafts with Tee Higgins, the most of any player he has taken
Method
From the league analytics.
913.64
Joe Burrow’s points in his lineup, the most of any player he has owned
Method
From the league analytics.
3
Straight first-round picks of Bijan Robinson, 2023 to 2025
Method
From the league analytics.
| Player | Drafts | Picks |
|---|---|---|
| Tee Higgins | 4 | 2021 Round 9, pick 82; 2023 Round 3, pick 27; 2024 Round 6, pick 56; 2025 Round 5, pick 42 |
| Bijan Robinson | 3 | 2023 Round 1, pick 7; 2024 Round 1, pick 5; 2025 Round 1, pick 2 |
| Buffalo Bills | 3 | 2020 Round 13, pick 130; 2022 Round 16, pick 159; 2025 Round 16, pick 159 |
| CeeDee Lamb | 3 | 2020 Round 9, pick 90; 2021 Round 5, pick 42; 2022 Round 3, pick 22 |
| Joe Burrow | 3 | 2021 Round 4, pick 39; 2022 Round 4, pick 39; 2023 Round 4, pick 34 |
| Julio Jones | 3 | 2018 Round 2, pick 13; 2019 Round 2, pick 13; 2022 Round 15, pick 142 |
| Mark Andrews | 3 | 2020 Round 5, pick 50; 2021 Round 7, pick 62; 2025 Round 9, pick 82 |
Year Ten · Through Week 7
Year Ten
3–4 and ninth in the standings at 119.97 points a game, with six trades through Week 7 and three straight wins.
3–4
Record, ninth in the standings
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
119.97
Points per game
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
6
Trades through Week 7
Through Week 7
Method
From The Wire.
35%
Playoff odds on the Wire
Through Week 7
Method
The Wire’s published number for this week.
Year Ten · Bad Piggies
The Core

2017–2025
Final place by season
Fifth in the first season. Third in the second. Best finish: second, 2020.
Schedule swap2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026
Year Ten
Week by Week
Week 1Loss
86.72
vs Carter 127.72
Week 2Loss
97.20
vs Mikey 152.44
Week 3Loss
88.16
vs Justin 141.00
Week 4Loss
138.82
vs Wills 139.12
Week 5Win
154.98
vs Chris 129.48
Week 6Win
129.68
vs Nolan 81.32
Week 7Win
144.22
vs Cloudy 94.72
Week 8Next
vs Ethan
All-time, every game
Head to Head
Owns and Nemesis need four or more games.
Rivalry boardYear Ten Draft
- 1.09Jonathan TaylorRB · IND · 27.20 in Week 2
- 2.02Chase BrownRB · CIN · 16.30 in Week 1
- 3.09Malik NabersWR · NYG · 23.60 in Week 5
Team Names
- Bad Piggies2026
- EMEKATRON2025
- RENAISSANCE2024
- BOOMINATI2023
- skyfall2022
- Death Row2021
- Legion of Doom2020
- Fournette Battle Royale2019
- Big Black Cook2018
- Gurley Men2017
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