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Jack Parmer · League alumni, 2017

Jack

All Jacked Up

  • 1 season in the league
  • 6–7

    Regular-season record, the one season on record

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  • 1,392.32

    Points for, the third-most of the ten teams in 2017

    Method

    From the league analytics.

  • 90.7%

    Lineup capture rate, the highest in the archive over his thirteen weeks

    Method

    Actual starter points divided by the hindsight-optimal lineup’s points; below the fifty-week line for a qualified career.

Franchise film

All Jacked Up

All Jacked Up. Jack Parmer, 2017. Career record 6–7: 1 season, 1 playoff berth, 1,392 career points.

2017

The Career

  • 6–7

    Regular season

    1,392.32 points over one season

  • 0

    Championships

    Best finish: 6th

  • 1

    Playoff trip

    2017

  • 149.54

    Best week

    Week 12, 2017. Against Eli.

    Box score

Drafts and lineups, 2017

The Build

  • 3.08

    Quarterbacks on the roster

    No. 11 of 14 · League average 3.36

    Average quarterbacks on his roster, starters and bench, per regular-season week.

  • 29.1%

    Starter points from the two QB slots

    No. 10 of 14 · League average 29.8%

    Share of his regular-season starter points scored in the two QB slots.

  • 2.00

    Quarterbacks per draft

    No. 14 of 14 · League average 3.03

    Quarterbacks drafted per draft.

  • 39%

    Starter points from players he did not draft

    No. 11 of 14 · League average 44%

    Share of his regular-season starter points from players he did not draft that season.

Ring of Honor

  1. QBPhilip Rivers2017108.7
  2. QBCarson Wentz2017102.8
  3. RBMelvin Gordon2017104.2
  4. RBChristian McCaffrey201775.2
  5. WRAntonio Brown2017185.6
  6. WRAdam Thielen2017105.0
  7. TEZach Ertz2017106.3
  8. FLEXLatavius Murray201745.7
  9. KJustin Tucker201774.0
  10. DEFKansas City Chiefs201773.0

From the archive, through 2025

Signature players

  1. Antonio Brown

    209.30 points while on the roster, 14 starts in 16 weeks; Round 1, pick 6

  2. Carson Wentz

    130.06 points while on the roster, 7 starts in 9 weeks; joined in Week 8

  3. Adam Thielen

    126.90 points while on the roster, 14 starts in 15 weeks; joined in Week 2

  4. Zach Ertz

    126.00 points while on the roster, 12 starts in 16 weeks; Round 16, pick 155

  5. Christian McCaffrey

    105.90 points while on the roster, 10 starts in 11 weeks; joined in Week 6

  6. Melvin Gordon

    104.20 points while on the roster, 7 starts in 7 weeks; Round 2, pick 15

Chapter 1

The 2017 season

The 2017 season

6–7 and sixth place with the third-most points in the league, 1,392.32, an all-play record of 66–51 and 7.33 expected wins.

  • 6–7

    Regular season, sixth place at the finish

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  • 1,392.32

    Points for, third of the ten teams

    Method

    From the league analytics.

  • 66–51

    All-play record, every week against all nine opponents

    Method

    From the league analytics.

  • 7.33

    All-play expected wins against six actual

    Method

    Expected wins are the all-play winning share applied to the thirteen-game schedule.

SeasonTeamRecordPointsFinish
2017All Jacked Up6–71,392.326th

Chapter 2

The first nine weeks

An 0–4 start that included a 119.50–120.28 loss to Connor in Week 1 and a 133.20–133.50 loss to Samuel in Week 6; 2–7 after nine weeks.

GameOpponentScoreResult
Week 1Connor119.50–120.28L
Week 2Russell94.66–97.72L
Week 3Eli93.88–116.50L
Week 4Wills64.52–122.12L
Week 5Nolan121.30–113.06W
Week 6Samuel133.20–133.50L
Week 7Baylor86.88–105.56L
Week 8Justin116.76–91.50W
Week 9Chris80.40–97.94L
  • 0–4

    Start to the season

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  • 0.78

    Margin of the Week 1 loss to Connor

    Method

    From the head-to-head records.

  • 0.30

    Margin of the Week 6 loss to Samuel

    Method

    From the head-to-head records.

  • 2–7

    Record after nine weeks

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

Chapter 3

Four straight wins

Week 12 of 2017

107.98–101.28 over Connor, 137.42–83.54 over Russell, 149.54–97.24 over Eli and 86.28–84.66 over Wills in Weeks 10 through 13, the run that made the playoffs.

GameOpponentScoreResult
Week 10Connor107.98–101.28W
Week 11Russell137.42–83.54W
Week 12Eli149.54–97.24W
Week 13Wills86.28–84.66W
  • 149.54

    Week 12 against Eli, the season high

    Method

    From the league analytics.

  • 137.42

    Week 11 against Russell

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  • 4–0

    Weeks 10 through 13

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  1. Antonio Brown

    30.9 points in his lineup in Week 12

  2. Carson Wentz

    23.98 points in his lineup in Week 12

Chapter 4

The playoffs

The 2017 playoffs

The fifth seed lost 107.08–115.70 to Connor in Week 14 and, after a bye, 83.44–120.92 to Eli in the Week 16 fifth-place game.

GameOpponentScoreResult
Week 14Connor107.08–115.70L
Week 16Eli83.44–120.92L
  • 5th

    Seed in the six-team bracket

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

  • 0–2

    Bracket record, the quarterfinal and the fifth-place game

    Method

    From the 2017 season results.

Chapter 5

The roster

The 2017 draft

Antonio Brown, the Round 1 pick, started 14 of 16 weeks for 209.30 points; David Johnson sat on the roster from Week 2 to Week 11 without a start.

  1. Antonio Brown

    209.30 points while on the roster, 14 starts in 16 weeks; Round 1, pick 6

  2. Carson Wentz

    130.06 points while on the roster, 7 starts in 9 weeks; joined in Week 8

  3. Adam Thielen

    126.90 points while on the roster, 14 starts in 15 weeks; joined in Week 2

  4. Zach Ertz

    126.00 points while on the roster, 12 starts in 16 weeks; Round 16, pick 155

  5. Christian McCaffrey

    105.90 points while on the roster, 10 starts in 11 weeks; joined in Week 6

  6. Melvin Gordon

    104.20 points while on the roster, 7 starts in 7 weeks; Round 2, pick 15

  • 90.7%

    Lineup capture rate, the highest in the archive

    Method

    Thirteen regular-season lineups; the qualified-career line is fifty weeks.

  • 209.30

    Antonio Brown’s points while on the roster, the most of any player he owned

    Method

    From the player’s league record.

  • Round 7

    His first quarterback pick, the latest first quarterback of any boss’s drafts

    Method

    Ben Roethlisberger, in a league that starts two quarterbacks.

PlayerWeeksStartsPoints
Antonio Brown1614209.30
Carson Wentz97130.06
Adam Thielen1514126.90
Zach Ertz1612126.00
Cooper Kupp163114.90
Christian McCaffrey1110105.90
Melvin Gordon77104.20
David Johnson1000.00

2017

Final place by season

Sixth in the only season.

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