0–710th in the standings
Eli Horton · Boss since 2021 · Year Ten draft slot 7
Cloudy
The Golden Penix
- 2024 Champion
- Runner-up 2025
126.77
Points a game over five seasons, the highest career average in league history
Method
Regular-season weeks only, across every career in the archive.
40–30
Regular-season record, 2021 to 2025
Method
From the career records.
Champion
2024, with a runner-up finish in 2025
Method
From the career records.
0–7
Year Ten record
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
Week 7 recap Cloudy is 0–7. 2 teams started 0–7 from 2017 to 2025; 0 made the playoffs.
Franchise film
The Golden Penix
2021–2025
The Career
40–30
Regular season
8,873.98 points over five seasons
1
Championship
2024, 140.30–135.26 over Justin
3
Playoff trips
2021, 2024, and 2025
181.32
Best week
Week 14, 2025. Against Wills.
Box score
Drafts and lineups, 2021–2025
The Build
3.06
Quarterbacks on the roster
No. 12 of 14 · League average 3.36
Average quarterbacks on his roster, starters and bench, per regular-season week.
29.6%
Starter points from the two QB slots
No. 8 of 14 · League average 29.8%
Share of his regular-season starter points scored in the two QB slots.
3.00
Quarterbacks per draft
No. 7 of 14 · League average 3.03
Quarterbacks drafted per draft.
40%
Starter points from players he did not draft
No. 9 of 14 · League average 44%
Share of his regular-season starter points from players he did not draft that season.
Ring of Honor
- QB
Justin Herbert2021–2025830.6 - QB
Lamar Jackson2021–2024561.4 - RB
Josh Jacobs2022–2024455.6 - RB
Jahmyr Gibbs2023–2025407.2 - WR
Ja'Marr Chase2024270.9 - WR
Keenan Allen2021–2025236.1 - TE
Travis Kelce2025103.1 - FLEX
Alvin Kamara2021–2024380.8 - K
Harrison Butker2022–202376.0 - DEFPhiladelphia Eagles2022–202586.0
From the archive, through 2025
Signature players
Justin Herbert
943.96 points in his lineup over 51 starts and 63 weeks, the most of any player Cloudy has owned
Lamar Jackson
647.38 points in his lineup, 28 starts; 407.40 points in the 2024 title season
Josh Jacobs
539.80 points in his lineup, 30 starts over three seasons
Jahmyr Gibbs
488.80 points in his lineup, 28 starts over two seasons
Alvin Kamara
425.30 points in his lineup, 26 starts over two seasons
Jordan Love
352.30 points in his lineup, 20 starts over two seasons
Chapter 1
Scoring average
126.77 points a game across five seasons, the highest career average in league history, with a lineup capture rate of 89.1%, second among qualified careers.
| Season | Team | Average | Points for | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Smokin Herb | 122.83 | 1,719.56 | 5th |
| 2022 | My Digg Hurts | 134.91 | 1,888.74 | 8th |
| 2023 | Smokin Herb | 114.43 | 1,602.04 | 8th |
| 2024 | Marvins Room | 133.20 | 1,864.84 | Champion |
| 2025 | Sutton My Penix | 128.49 | 1,798.80 | Runner-up |
126.77
Points a game, the highest of the fourteen careers in the archive
Method
From the league analytics.
181.32
Career-high week, Week 14 of 2025 against Wills
Method
From the league analytics.
89.1%
Lineup capture rate, second among qualified careers
Method
Actual starter points divided by the hindsight-optimal lineup’s points, across every regular-season week.
Chapter 2
The 2022 season
The league’s most points that season, 1,888.74, an all-play record of 93–33 and a 5–9 finish: the lowest schedule-luck rank of any team-season on record.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Weekly median |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 Week 1 | Russell | 131.48–133.00 | 123.72 |
| 2022 Week 2 | Ethan | 129.86–198.04 | 119.26 |
| 2022 Week 3 | Wills | 124.70–151.36 | 112.77 |
| 2022 Week 4 | Mikey | 148.58–207.22 | 125.59 |
| 2022 Week 5 | Chris | 142.50–144.72 | 126.19 |
The first five weeks, five losses, each scored above that week’s league median.
1,888.74
Regular-season points, the most of the ten teams that season
Method
From the league analytics.
93–33
All-play record, every week against all nine opponents
Method
From the league analytics.
5–9
Regular-season record, eighth at the finish
Method
From the career records.
−5.33
Wins below the all-play expectation, the lowest of any team-season in the archive
Method
Actual wins minus all-play expected wins, ranked across every team-season since 2017.
Chapter 3
The 2024 title
11–3, a 133.52–119.94 semifinal over Chris and a 140.30–135.26 final over Justin, inside a ten-game winning streak that ran into Week 1 of 2025.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 Week 8 | Nolan | 134.80–111.04 | W |
| 2024 Week 9 | Chris | 102.12–100.52 | W |
| 2024 Week 10 | Russell | 177.16–100.98 | W |
| 2024 Week 11 | Eli | 145.36–143.80 | W |
| 2024 Week 12 | Carter | 129.40–92.46 | W |
| 2024 Week 13 | Mikey | 133.56–105.86 | W |
| 2024 Week 14 | Wills | 147.50–85.22 | W |
| 2024 Week 16 (playoffs) | Chris | 133.52–119.94 | W |
| 2024 Week 17 (playoffs) | Justin | 140.30–135.26 | W |
| 2025 Week 1 | Russell | 122.74–121.30 | W |
11–3
Regular season, the second seed
Method
From the career records.
140.30–135.26
The final, Week 17, over Justin
Method
From the 2024 season results.
10
Straight wins, Week 8 of 2024 through Week 1 of 2025
Method
From the 2025 season results.
Lamar Jackson
Held all 17 weeks of 2024 for 407.40 points and 16 starts
Ja'Marr Chase
Round 1, pick 4 in 2024; held all 17 weeks for 318.90 points
Chapter 4
Justin Herbert
Four seasons on the roster, 63 weeks, 51 starts and 943.96 points in his lineup, the most of any player Cloudy has owned; drafted in 2023 and 2025.
| Season | Weeks | Starts | Points | Draft pick |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Weeks 2–17 | 16 | 339.96 | Joined in Week 2 |
| 2023 | Weeks 1–17 | 14 | 233.66 | Round 4, pick 31 |
| 2024 | Weeks 5–17 | 5 | 215.84 | Joined in Week 5 |
| 2025 | Weeks 1–17 | 16 | 286.88 | Round 5, pick 50 |
943.96
Points in Cloudy’s starting lineup, the most of any player he has owned
Method
From the league analytics.
51
Starts across four seasons
Method
From the league analytics.
63
Weeks on the roster, 2021 to 2025
Method
From the league analytics.
Justin Herbert
Drafted in Round 4 of 2023 and Round 5 of 2025; held all 17 weeks of 2025 for 286.88 points
Chapter 5
The 2025 final
Five straight wins to close the regular season, 181.32 in Week 14, bracket wins over Eli and Justin, then a 109.26–128.06 loss to Mikey in the final.
| Game | Opponent | Score | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 Week 10 | Russell | 163.38–93.58 | W |
| 2025 Week 11 | Ethan | 123.04–97.24 | W |
| 2025 Week 12 | Carter | 127.68–83.72 | W |
| 2025 Week 13 | Mikey | 142.16–97.52 | W |
| 2025 Week 14 | Wills | 181.32–118.40 | W |
| 2025 Week 15 (playoffs) | Eli | 114.40–97.90 | W |
| 2025 Week 16 (playoffs) | Justin | 138.60–119.82 | W |
| 2025 Week 17 (playoffs) | Mikey | 109.26–128.06 | L |
9–5
Regular season, the third seed
Method
From the career records.
Runner-up
Finish, a year after the title
Method
From the career records.
181.32
Career-high week, Week 14 against Wills
Method
From the league analytics.
Year Ten · Through Week 7
Year Ten
0–7 and tenth in the standings at 99.45 points a game, an all-play record of 10–53, with ten trades through Week 7, the third-most in the league.
0–7
Record, tenth in the standings
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
99.45
Points per game
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
10–53
All-play record, every week against all nine opponents
Through Week 7
Method
From the 2026 season to date.
10
Trades through Week 7, the third-most in the league
Through Week 7
Method
From The Wire.
Year Ten · The Golden Penix
The Core
2021–2025
Final place by season
Fifth in the first season. Eighth in the second. Champion in 2024.
Schedule swap2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
2026
Year Ten
Week by Week
Week 1Loss
104.48
vs Nolan 152.28
Week 2Loss
77.80
vs Wills 123.06
Week 3Loss
85.46
vs Russell 111.52
Week 4Loss
93.60
vs Chris 111.98
Week 5Loss
137.80
vs Ethan 186.02
Week 6Loss
102.28
vs Justin 117.20
Week 7Loss
94.72
vs Eli 144.22
Week 8Next
vs Mikey
All-time, every game
Head to Head
Owns and Nemesis need four or more games.
Rivalry board
Year Ten Draft
- 1.07Puka NacuaWR · LAR · 9.90 in Week 1
- 2.04Omarion HamptonRB · LAC · 16.50 in Week 2
- 3.07Derrick HenryRB · BAL · 34.80 in Week 1
Team Names
- The Golden Penix2026
- Sutton My Penix2025
- Marvins Room2024
- Smokin Herb2023
- My Digg Hurts2022
- Smokin Herb2021
The league
